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[30 Apr 2009|03:09am] |
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Courtesy of ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) tzaddi_93, while waiting for stuff to happen....
Answer yes or no to each question. Explanations are only allowed if someone asks in a comment.
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- Not on facebook.
Been arrested? --- yes
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- yes
Slept in until 5 PM? --- yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- yes
Held a snake? --- yes
Ran a red light? --- yes
Been suspended from school? --- yes
Experienced love at first sight? --- yes
Totaled your car in an accident? --- yes
Been fired from a job? --- no
Fired somebody? --- no
Sang karaoke? --- yes
Pointed a gun at someone? --- yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- no
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- no
Kissed in the rain? --- Yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- yes
Seen someone die? --- yes
Played spin-the-bottle? --- yes
Sang in the shower? --- Yes
Smoked a cigar? --- yes
Sat on a rooftop? --- yes
Taken pictures of yourself nekkid? --- yes
Smuggled something into another country? --- no
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- yes
Broken a bone? --- yes
Skipped school? --- Yes
Eaten a bug? --- yes
Sleepwalked? --- yes
Walked a moonlit beach? --- yes
Rode a motorcycle? --- yes
Dumped someone? --- Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? --- No
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- yes
Ridden on a helicopter? ---yes
Shaved your head? --- yes
Blacked out from drinking? --- yes
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes
Hit a home run? -- no
Felt like killing someone? --- yes
Cross-dressed? --- no
Been falling-down drunk? --- yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- Yes
Eaten snake? --- yes
Marched/Protested? --- yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- no
Puked on amusement ride? ---No
Seriously intentionally boycotted something? --- yes
Been in a band? --- yes
Knitted? --- No
Been on TV? --- no
Shot a gun? ---yes
Skinny-dipped? --- yes
Gave someone stitches? --- yes
Eaten a whole habanero pepper? --- yes
Ridden a surfboard? --- no
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- Yes
Had surgery? --- Yes
Streaked? --- yes
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- yes
Tripped on mushrooms? --- no
Passed out when not drinking? --- no
Peed on a bush? --- yes
Donated Blood? --- yes
Grabbed electric fence? --- yes
Eaten alligator meat? --- yes
Eaten cheesecake? --- Yes
Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? --- Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- yes
Peed your pants in public? --- no
Snuck into a movie without paying? --- yes
Written graffiti? --- No
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- no
Think about the future? --- Yes
Been in handcuffs? --- yes
Believe in love? --- Yes
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| Yep to all three of the worst's. |
[27 Apr 2009|06:21pm] |
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Glen-Sure, they went out and infected people in another country with swine flu to push through a nomination. And we should all wear our foil hats to prevent getting the swine flu.
Rush, you suck. While this isn't new, or surprising, it still deserves to be said.
Mr. President, fire Louis. And the others who decided to keep this quiet, thus causing a public panic for a photo op. They're idiots, and if they'll be idiots for this then there's no telling how stupid they'll be later.
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| Business in America |
[23 Apr 2009|02:14am] |
And these are the kind of people who want us to trust them to fix the markets.
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| From polyanarch's comment: |
[12 Apr 2009|03:44pm] |
Here, but just too good to pass up:
"Christianity: The belief that life and all of the universe is a gift from an imaginary magic spirit who lives in space and is angry at all humans because a woman he made of spare ribs was talked into eating the fruit from a magic tree by a talking snake. This is the same magic spirit who later came down and impregnated a virgin so he could have a son who would be killed and turned into a zombie. This was so that people could eat the meat and drink the blood from his zombie body and be saved from the stigma of what that rib-woman did by eating the magic fruit that made the magic spirit mad in the first place. Only by eating this magic zombie flesh and blood, and telepathically pledging their lives to him, can the descendants of the spare-rib woman be forgiven and follow his son whom he sent to save them from himself."
9.5 for the form, 9.9 for the delivery, 9.7 total for the gold.
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| My birthday presents.... |
[18 Mar 2009|01:00am] |
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The big one?
( Our new 2005 Hyundai Santa Fe w/ 3.5L AWD and every bell and whistle. )
This is a great little vehicle, and the only thing that worries me is that you can VERY quickly find out that you're speeding something fierce, 'cause it'll get up and move FAST.
( And the lesser, but still WAY cool to me... )
Pretty good haul, methinks. My only complaint about my b-day is that I spent the day studying for the dreaded calculus final that I've got today, and dealing with the PTA. I'm kinda worried about this final, 'cause I'm pretty unsure about the last bit of material we worked on. I'm cool when we're talking about 2 dimensional stuff, but the last week was taking funky graphs and rotating them in three dimensions and stuff, as well as a few other "neat" little tricks. So we'll see....
Anyways, off to the races.
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| Commercials so wrong....and yet.... |
[20 Feb 2009|09:35pm] |
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Just saw this commercial....
I like this one, it has some obvious perks. And with the CGI they did on her tongue, she can have my brains for some other minor considerations....
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| Things I know I'll regret |
[07 Feb 2009|05:10am] |
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I'm sure it will be a slow, painful death, filled with much blood and screaming.
But I'm GOING to get Cody to say this to either Lisa or his grandmother, and then I'm running for South America.
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| Full of Win |
[28 Jan 2009|01:16am] |
This is OUTSTANDING!!!
And yes, the crap about the Bushie's daughters was just as deserving. Most people have teenage/college histories they wouldn't like the whole world to know about. If ya don't like the politician, fine, but leave their kids alone.
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| OK, Now I'm all kinda warm fuzzy.... |
[24 Jan 2009|09:12pm] |
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So tonight, Lisa conned me into taking us to Benihana. No, we won't discuss the method of coercion used, this is a family establishment.
Anyways, not once, but twice were we complimented on Cody. The people at the table across from us thought he was so nice that they even bought him ice cream, and the couple next to us commented, as we were leaving, that "he was the best behaved and most polite child they had ever seen in a restaurant, and they really enjoyed having him at the table."
You never hear that anymore, and I'm a little proud, of him and us.
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| Wintery Hell in Portland |
[24 Dec 2008|03:03pm] |
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So it's been a rough week, this area is neither used to or equipped for the type of weather we've seen the past week or so. On average, over an entire winter, Portland might get an inch, TOTAL, of snow. In one week, we thrashed the average.
Proof? OK, here ya go....
( More Pics under the cut.... )
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| The Continuing Adventures of Rugrat |
[08 Dec 2008|07:30am] |
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So earlier this weekend, Cody was caught redhanded with scissors in hand. When his mother exclaimed "What are you doing?!?!?!?!" at the top of her longs, he was heard to reply, "I needed a haircut. Don't I look cute?"
I won't give her response.
( Pictures behind the cut.... )
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| And so the holidays are here.... |
[04 Dec 2008|03:43am] |
And of course, they start so swimmingly!
So first Lisa, my darling, coordinated Lisa, was startled by a spider on her foot. In the process of kicking the spider off her foot, she broke her other foot. Spider 1, Lisa 0. Even funnier, for all that, she actually commented, "The worst part is, I doubt I killed it. There's probably a spider running around the house now." Yep....giggling its fool head off.
Then, just to add insult to injury, the radiator on the car decided to crack, along the top plastic where I can't solder it closed. So we limp along a few more days, until the new one gets here. Thankfully, it's not a full blown gush, so I think we'll manage to get through until then. I hope.
I'll say this much, if things keep going like this, before it's all said and done I'm gonna beat some mall Santa into pulp just on general principle....I love the holidays, really I do....
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| Things I've Done, as stolen from tzaddi_93 |
[23 Nov 2008|06:06am] |
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1. Started your own blog
2. Slept under the stars
3. Played in a band
4. Visited Hawaii
5. Watched a meteor shower
6. Given more than you can afford to charity
7. Been to Disneyland
8. Climbed a mountain
9. Held a praying mantis
10. Sang a solo
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm at sea
14. Taught yourself an art from scratch
15. Adopted a child
16. Had food poisoning
17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty</b>
18. Grown your own vegetables
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France
20. Slept on an overnight train
21. Had a pillow fight
22. Hitch hiked
23. Taken a sick day when you're not ill
24. Built a snow fort
25. Held a lamb
26. Gone skinny dipping
27. Run a Marathon
28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice
29. Seen a total eclipse
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset
31. Hit a home run
32. Been on a cruise - But not the kind you're thinking!
33. Seen Niagara Falls in person
34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
35. Seen an Amish community
36. Taught yourself a new language
37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person
39. Gone rock climbing
40. Seen Michelangelo's David - Nope, but I saw the Venus de Milo at the Louvre about 15 years ago.
41. Sung karaoke
42. Seen Old Faithful geyser erupt
43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant
44. Visited Africa
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight
46. Been transported in an ambulance
47. Had your portrait painted
48. Gone deep sea fishing
49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling
52. Kissed in the rain
53. Played in the mud
54. Gone to a drive-in theater
55. Been in a movie
56. Visited the Great Wall of China
57. Started a business
58. Taken a martial arts class
59. Visited Russia
60. Served at a soup kitchen
61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies
62. Gone whale watching
63. Got flowers for no reason
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma
65. Gone sky diving
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp
67. Bounced a check
68. Flown in a helicopter
69. Saved a favorite childhood toy
70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial
71. Eaten Caviar
72. Pieced a quilt
73. Stood in Times Square
74. Toured the Everglades
75. Been fired from a job
76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London
77. Broken a bone
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle
79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person
80. Published a book
81. Visited the Vatican
82. Bought a brand new car
83. Walked in Jerusalem
84. Had your picture in the newspaper
85. Read the entire Bible
86. Visited the White House
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating
88. Had chickenpox
89. Saved someone's life
90. Sat on a jury
91. Met someone famous
92. Joined a book club
93. Lost a loved one
94. Had a baby
95. Seen the Alamo in person
96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake
97. Been involved in a law suit
98. Owned a cell phone
99. Been stung by a bee
100. Read an entire book in one day
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